Beer is the world’s most widely consumed alcoholic beverage. It is the third most popular drink overall.. after water and tea.
However.. I have a theory. It is as follows:
No guy actually likes beer.
It is so unbelievably vile, and I refuse to believe that it can genuinely be enjoyed by anyone.
Here’s how it goes in society:
All men, no matter which of the above category they fit, drink beer and hate it. True, they become more tolerant of it, and it eventually doesn’t make them want to chuck up their insides as much as it used to, but perhaps that’s because the alcohol tolerance has gone up too.
Their fathers drunk beer, and so did their fathers’ fathers, and fathers’ fathers’ fathers.. And so they will influence their sons to drink beer. It’s part of life.
And to all you who still think you like beer. You don’t. You have simply been brainwashed from an early age into forcing yourself into thinking it tastes nice. Maybe you didn’t even realise at the time, but if you really think back to your first beer, let’s be honest.. you hated it.